My 80-year-old business grandpa is hilarious.
My 80-year-old business grandpa is hilarious. You never can tell what will come out of his mouth next. Here are, what I like to call Vernisms:
“I was more nervous than a whore is church.”
“You outta put the fuzz on him.” (About a client that he said was trying add me as “another notch on his belt.”)
“I need that as much as I need a paper butt.”
“That guy-he couldn’t find his own ass with a map.”
“That one-she’s crazier than a pet coon.”
